Monday, November 10, 2008

Super Cute Baby for Sale

10 1/2 months old baby girl for sale. She is cute and cuddly and sleeps through the night! Loves climbing, falling, pulling out everything she can reach, eating everything in sight, and screaming at the top of her lungs. Is extremely skilled in ankle biting, skipping naps, and knocking over drinks. Includes a poopy diaper and runny nose action! She is perfect for crumbling up food and spreading it all around your house! Capable of completely not caring that her mother's vacuum cleaner is broken while she happily pulls dirt out of the house plant's pot. A great Christmas present for anyone! Available for immediate delivery.

***Not really, we love Ava, but she is driving me crazy today***

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